egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

(Source: sailoruranus-remade)

A group of Scottish navy guys came in and one of them looked at me and asks,” DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY THOSE AMERICAN FOOTBALL HELMETS” while imitating an American football player

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

One of my wigs arrived today! I might cut the fringe what do you think?

I wanna read some good books that aren’t like teen best sellers but like books written like today’s time and stuff but more diverse than like the selection at walmart

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil)

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this