spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)

virginsacrificer:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

(Source: virginsacrificer)

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

It's okay! I'm just like you

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next